Not the Bradys XXX
Studio: X-Play
Director: Will Ryder
Starring: Alana Evans, Aurora Snow, Emily Evermoore (non-sex), Hillary Scott, Jasmine Byrne, Jennifer James (non-sex), Leah Luv, Lynn LeMay (non-sex), Paulina James, Veronique Vega, Benjamin Brat, James Deen, Will Rider (non-sex), Kurt Lockwood, Lu Bricate (non-sex), Mike Horner, Mikey Butders, Ron Jeremy (non-sex), Tee Reel, D.J. Batman (non-sex)

In what basically set off Porn Valley’s recent obsession with redoing classic television shows, Not The Bradys XXX started the trend. Think of all the time you spent wishing you could see Marcia’s tits. Or Jan’s twat. Or two of the step-siblings going at it. Well, you just might get to. And not only that, but you also get to watch Jan’s interracial fucking, Peter’s threesome, Mike plowing Carol and just maybe some of that Brady on Brady action! The all-star cast of Alana Evans as Carol; Hillary Scott as Marsha; Aurora Snow as Jan; Leah Luv as Cindy; Mike Horner as Mike; Benjamin Brat as Greg; James Deen as Peter; Mikey Butders as Bobby; Lynn LeMay as Alice and a guest appearance by the Hedgehog as Sam the Butcher is classic Ron Jeremy.

The plot is pretty straightforward. Apparently it is not just now that people are feeling the economic crunch. Mike Brady’s architecture firm is going through some tough times and the Bradys are having some hard times making ends meet. When the children overhear this, they take it on themselves to contribute to the family’s earnings.

Marsha tries to get a modeling gig, which turns into Lu Bricate getting some Polaroid shots of her rack. She leaves and Bobby shows up where he quickly ends up fucking Marsha’s bf Jasmine. Pretty typical stuff here. Plus, in the back of everyone’s mind we are wondering/waiting to see some Brady on Brady action. Not yet.

The next sex scene has a pigtailed and braces wearing Cindy going from the girl’s car wash entrepreneurial spirit, to the cock sucking and pussy pounding spirit. Again, typical. It’s a little odd to see the in-character and costume Leah Luv, getting rammed by the out-of-character or costume Kurt Lockwood.

Cindy’s sister Jan gets involved in some progressive interracial action in the Brady’s backyard, while Peter has what was most likely the first Brady threesome. The threesome is the best scene so far. Paulina James and Veronica Vega really seem to crave James Deen’s cock.

And then, finally, we get to see some Brady on Brady action as Mike and Carol finally go at it. While most kids only think their parents had sex the exact number of times to have them and any siblings, since the Brady’s are an integrated family, we never really had proof Carol fancies Mike’s prick. But here’s all the evidence you need. If Mike Horner was going to cum out of retirement, here was a good place to do it.

And then what we really came for: the step-brother on step-sister action, as the movie’s final scene. Throughout the movie there’s the realization of under-age and incestual overtones at the premise of this movie. In a thinly veiled attempt to stick to the film’s plot about needing to raise cash, Marsha and Greg decide to make a porn. And then, finally, we have Brady step-brother on Brady step-sister action. 2007’s AVN Performer of the Year Hillary Scott and Benjamin Brat deliver standard action, but the actual sex really isn’t the draw here, so they might be able to just get away with it.

So in the end we all get what we “came” for. The attraction here is to see those fantasies played out, which is delivered, but is that enough to make this really great porn? That’s up to you. If you are looking for authenticity, this isn’t the one for you. Shaved bushes and fake tits and not too much else do little to tie in the original 70’s sitcom. Except for the names and similar casting and set, dialogue and characters don’t exactly mimic the original either, save for the staple football to Marsha’s face reference. But if you are looking for your typical porn, with the suggestion of your favorite TV show from the 1970’s, this will definitely work.

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