Mandingo Rocks That Ass
Studio: Mandingo
Director: Mandingo
Stars: Sara Jay, Mandingo, Luscious Lopez, Kandi White, Sasha Cream, Kathryn White, Ms. Nokia Knoxxx
Most people know the legend of Mandingo. His cock precedes him. By about 14 inches if erect. The veteran of the game gets a chance to fuck a few new cummers on the scene in this West Coast Productions movie. Getting dicked down by one of the biggest cocks in the industry is a hell of a way to “break in” to the business. But what’s even more surprising in this movie isn’t the size of Mandingo’s member, but the inability to maintain, or even get it hard, in a couple of the scenes. Which is a shame, because they are about the only good looking girls in the film. This all combines to give the movie a traffic accident feel. No one is really hurt and you can’t stop yourself from looking, wondering how that happened.
First up is Sasha Cream. Sasha starts off by shaking her big ol’ behind for the camera. Then she is on the phone, talking to not sure who about who knows what. Mandingo comes in the room with towels (?) and before long they have abandoned the disillusionment of a script and Sasha is on her knees blowing him. Sasha is ok looking, I guess. Big fake knockers, shaved twat, blahblah. She gets is first missionary style, then from behind, oooohing and ahhhhhing the whole time. Blowing Mandingo in between each position change they switch to reverse cowgirl before he nuts on her ass.
Another silly beginning to the next scene, by the pool with Ms. Nokia Knoxxx. The action moves to the hotel room where after some kissing Nokia starts a wet and sloppy BJ. Now I know that everyone finds different people attractive. And I’m sure there are some that find Nokia Knoxxx attractive. I just don’t know who they are because it certainly isn’t me. After working Mandingo’s huge tool she jumps on the bed doggystyle and works his rod. He seems to like it a little too much and never really gets into it, slowing down and/or pulling out to stop himself from nutting. Missionary and cowgirl are next before Mandingo blows his wad across her face.
I wonder if this is going to get any better.
Maybe having realized the errs of his plot-ways, the scene with Kandi White begins with no dialogue and with a blowjob. There is virtually no noise except for the occasional sighing by Mandingo. Or when she sucks on his balls it sounds like farts. Boring. Ass in the air in the bed, he fucks her from behind until he feels like he’s going to lose it, when he pulls out and spanks her clit or ass with his dick. This happens frequently. They switch to cowgirl until he busts.
And believe it or not, this is the point when things start to go downhill.
Luscious Lopez is next. What happens both in this scene and the next scene, confuses me. Mandingo can’t get, or stay, hard. Luscious is far from ugly, but it seems to be a non-factor in his wood factor. She starts by giving him head, but when she flips over it looks like Mandingo is trying to stuff a wet and limp noodle (albeit a very BIG and BLACK wet and limp noodle…) inside her. His hand is all around his cock trying to pinch it off to keep the blood in his dick and keep himself from going softer. He manages a few good strokes, but that’s it. A few. And he can’t remove his hand or else. Luscious tries to give him mouth to cock to resuscitate the dead, but Mandingo flatlines. Another stab at her shaved lovebox missionary style and doggystyle, but we know where this is, and isn’t, going. The scene deteriorates so bad that Mandingo is actually trying to lick her twat to get him hard. He gets it back up enough for some doggy before she sucks his balls while he beats off and cums. Fail.
Back to the set-ups at the beginning of scenes, the MILFy Southern belle Kathryn White has never seen a Mandingo movie, but doesn’t blink twice when he pulls out his 14” (in this scene) of manhood. The older chunky brunette with a huge ass and bigger Southern accent knows just what to do and drops to her knees to slowly work his cock in her mouth. Mandingo taps it from behind and sees none of the E.D. problems he seemed to be experiencing in the last scene. Kathryn jumps on his joystick for a ride, reverse and face to face in all her dimpled ass glory, before he blows load.
Last up is Sara Jay. After a meeting Mandingo in a parking lot, they agree to head back to his house. A little kissing leads to Mandingo’s soft dick in Sara Jay’s mouth. But that’s not too bad or too unusual. It’s the beginning of the scene so she just needs to work it a little bit, which Sara does, and… Nothing. Look, here’s the truth. Sara Jay in this scene and Luscious Lopez in the other scene, are troopers that deserve Oscars for their performance. They look and pretend as if nothing is wrong, awkward or problematic about trying to do a porn scene with a limp cock. Sara works her smooth pussy for a little show, and then Mandingo fucks, or pretends to fuck, Sara doggystyle on the couch. For a minute or two. Literally. That’s it. Back to Sara trying to get him hard by blowing him, then she rides him. For a minute or two. Literally. Then back to the sad blowjob. Eventually Mandingo comes and this sad and pitiful excuse for a scene and a movie, ends.
Why oh why? Why on god’s green earth would you shoot a scene and then use it in a film, when it goes so disastrously wrong? Mandingo seems like he has no dick control doing everything to not cum (including not fucking), or unable to get and stay hard. I know that everything doesn’t go to plan, and that there’s off days and mishaps, but why would you use it in anything but a blooper or out take reel? I will never know. And I will never watch again.
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Mandingo Rocks That Ass
Studio: Mandingo
Director: Mandingo
Stars: Sara Jay, Mandingo, Luscious Lopez, Kandi White, Sasha Cream, Kathryn White, Ms. Nokia Knoxxx
Most people know the legend of Mandingo. His cock precedes him. By about 14 inches if erect. The veteran of the game gets a chance to fuck a few new cummers on the scene in this West Coast Productions movie. Getting dicked down by one of the biggest cocks in the industry is a hell of a way to “break in” to the business. But what’s even more surprising in this movie isn’t the size of Mandingo’s member, but the inability to maintain, or even get it hard, in a couple of the scenes. Which is a shame, because they are about the only good looking girls in the film. This all combines to give the movie a traffic accident feel. No one is really hurt and you can’t stop yourself from looking, wondering how that happened.
First up is Sasha Cream. Sasha starts off by shaking her big ol’ behind for the camera. Then she is on the phone, talking to not sure who about who knows what. Mandingo comes in the room with towels (?) and before long they have abandoned the disillusionment of a script and Sasha is on her knees blowing him. Sasha is ok looking, I guess. Big fake knockers, shaved twat, blahblah. She gets is first missionary style, then from behind, oooohing and ahhhhhing the whole time. Blowing Mandingo in between each position change they switch to reverse cowgirl before he nuts on her ass.
Another silly beginning to the next scene, by the pool with Ms. Nokia Knoxxx. The action moves to the hotel room where after some kissing Nokia starts a wet and sloppy BJ. Now I know that everyone finds different people attractive. And I’m sure there are some that find Nokia Knoxxx attractive. I just don’t know who they are because it certainly isn’t me. After working Mandingo’s huge tool she jumps on the bed doggystyle and works his rod. He seems to like it a little too much and never really gets into it, slowing down and/or pulling out to stop himself from nutting. Missionary and cowgirl are next before Mandingo blows his wad across her face.
I wonder if this is going to get any better.
Maybe having realized the errs of his plot-ways, the scene with Kandi White begins with no dialogue and with a blowjob. There is virtually no noise except for the occasional sighing by Mandingo. Or when she sucks on his balls it sounds like farts. Boring. Ass in the air in the bed, he fucks her from behind until he feels like he’s going to lose it, when he pulls out and spanks her clit or ass with his dick. This happens frequently. They switch to cowgirl until he busts.
And believe it or not, this is the point when things start to go downhill.
Luscious Lopez is next. What happens both in this scene and the next scene, confuses me. Mandingo can’t get, or stay, hard. Luscious is far from ugly, but it seems to be a non-factor in his wood factor. She starts by giving him head, but when she flips over it looks like Mandingo is trying to stuff a wet and limp noodle (albeit a very BIG and BLACK wet and limp noodle…) inside her. His hand is all around his cock trying to pinch it off to keep the blood in his dick and keep himself from going softer. He manages a few good strokes, but that’s it. A few. And he can’t remove his hand or else. Luscious tries to give him mouth to cock to resuscitate the dead, but Mandingo flatlines. Another stab at her shaved lovebox missionary style and doggystyle, but we know where this is, and isn’t, going. The scene deteriorates so bad that Mandingo is actually trying to lick her twat to get him hard. He gets it back up enough for some doggy before she sucks his balls while he beats off and cums. Fail.
The MILFy Southern belle Kathryn White has never seen a Mandingo movie, but doesn’t blink twice when he pulls out his 14” (in this scene) of manhood. The older chunky brunette with a huge ass and bigger Southern accent knows just what to do and drops to her knees to slowly work his cock in her mouth. Mandingo taps it from behind and sees none of the ED problems he seemed to be experiencing in the last scene. Kathryn jumps on his joystick for a ride, reverse and face to face in all her dimpled ass glory, before he blows load.
Last up is Sara Jay. After a meeting in a parking lot they are back at the house. A little kissing leads to Mandingo’s soft dick in Sara Jay’s mouth. But that’s not too bad or too unusual. It’s the beginning of the scene so she just needs to work it a little bit, which Sara does, and… Nothing. Look, here’s the truth. Sara Jay in this scene and Luscious Lopez in the other scene, are troopers that deserve Oscars for their performance. They look and pretend as if nothing is wrong, awkward or problematic about trying to do a porn scene with a limp cock. Sara works her smooth pussy for a little show, and then Mandingo fucks, or pretends to fuck, Sara doggystyle on the couch. For a minute or two. Literally. That’s it. Back to Sara trying to get him hard by blowing him, then she rides him. For a minute or two. Literally. Then back to the sad blowjob. Eventually Mandingo comes and this sad and pitiful excuse for a scene and a movie, ends.
Why oh why? Why on god’s green earth would you shoot a scene and then use it in a film, when it goes so disastrously wrong? I know that everything doesn’t go to plan, and that there’s off days and mishaps, but why would you use it in anything but a blooper or out take reel? I will never know. And I will never watch again.
