This was priceless.
So I started a new Facebook profile today.

Tonight this guy requests me, I add him, and seconds later we had this convo.

7:37pm
Bobby Blaze
CHRIS
HEY YOU THERTE
I NEED SOME HELP AND FAST

7:37pm
Chris
?

7:38pm
Bobby Blaze
I FUCKING HOPE YOU GOOD AT TALKING TO PORNSTARS
I NEED TO GET IN THIS COMPANY AND I NEED TO KNOW WANT TO SAY BACK TO :

look I dont respond to immature guys . Only for mature adult men and women. You are who you are. And that’s good for youl I don’t have time to take away from real fans and honestly more adult acting gentlemen. good day.

THATS A COPY OF WHAT SHE SENT ME
what the fuck should i say back
i need this man
….
??

7:39pm
Chris
lol
good luck buddy

7:39pm
Bobby Blaze
come on man
no… you not going to leave me hagnginh
i know i got my word cut out for me but comeone

chris buddy
fuck you

7:43pm
Chris
dog i dont even know you, and from the jump you gonna hit me up on some, help me talk to a pornstar?!?!

gluck buddy

7:43pm
Bobby Blaze
ya man
after you help i would get to know you
look man im a vergin and im fucking up right now come on bro

7:44pm
Chris
its looking like you gonna stay a virgin

7:44pm
Bobby Blaze
AHAHAHAH dont play hommie
like you wouldnt know the first thing to say to a porn star

7:45pm
Chris
real talk? if you think you gonna lose your V to a pornstar you kickin it to on FB… you already lost.

shut your internet off for a month or two, save the money and get a hooker.

7:46pm
Bobby Blaze
look man
this is deffent i got this one on a fcking lesh
shes testing me and im fucking up….

7:46pm
Chris
then you dont have her on a leash and your pimphand is weak

7:47pm
Bobby Blaze
true WHEN IT COMES TO A FUCKING PORNSTAR

7:46pm
Chris
true, apparently when it comes to a fucking pornstar your pimphand is NONEXISTANT

Edit: Uh-oh! Heeeeeeeeeeeeee’s baaaaaack!
Just got back from lunch and this message was waiting for me:

12:32ppm
Bobby Blaze
i would knock you the fuck out