I’m not sure about what other people have on their desk, but here at the smut factory I have faux vaginas. A fucking boxful of them. Eleven to be precise. And they could be all yours…
That’s right!
You heard correct!
For example:
The Pussy Palm Pal. Take pleasure into your own hands.
This Virgin Stroker is the closest I will ever cum to popping a cherry again.
The box on Shay’s Deep Throat Adventure says, “I am always ready!”
Well I am too Shay!
The Tokyo Diva has two hairy Asian holes for the price of one!
And this is only the tip of the rubber pussy iceberg.
There’s many more and each week I will announce the winner and what masturbator will be given away the following week.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many masturbators for one man to handle. So I decided to spread love. I am going to give one away a week to start with. Once the phony vajayjays get rolling I may do two a week.
Week One Contest here.
Week Two Contest here.
Week Three Contest here.
Week Four Contest here.
Week Five Contest here.
It’s simple to enter.
HOW DO YOU ENTER?
Send an email to faketwats@sextoys.com. We will not publish your name, nor will we use email addresses for any reason other than notifying winners.
ONLY ONE ENTRY PER PERSON!
But you can enter each week, even if you have won. That means, in theory, you could could end up winning THE ENTIRE BOX OF FAKE VAGINAS!
IMPORTANT:
Sextoys.com will not publish your name or any personal information, nor will we sell, share or use your email for promotional or sales purposes. Prizes are shipped in plain boxes with no mention of Sextoys.com, or invoices with information on what is inside.
Weekly entries will be accepted immediately and weekly drawings will be held on Thursdays using entries on hand.
By entering the contest, you certify that you are of legal age to receive a sex toy and that sex toys may be delivered to the jurisdiction in which you live. Contestants must be at least 18 years of age (21 years of age in some jurisdictions).
ELIGIBILITY:
No purchase is necessary to enter. Employees of Sextoys.com and any affiliated companies are not eligible to enter or win prizes. You must be 18 years of age (21 in some jurisdictions) or older to enter.
The contest is open to residents of the United States of America and CANADA ONLY. (Sorry to all of our fans in Azerbaijan. I know you have been waiting for the rubber twat giveaway. Maybe next time. Or maybe not.)
WARRANTY:
Sextoys.com offers no warranty on prizes.
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