World Cup Soccer + Porn

(Gratuitous use of a loosely related sexually tantalizing image.)

So there’s a chance you heard about how the 2010 FIFA World Cup began last weekend. There has been a HUGE media push. I think the rest of the world wonders what the fuck is wrong with us (for many reasons, on may fronts) but especially our complete puzzlement about the phenom of “futbol.” The much hyped US v. England match ended in a tie, which was huge for us.

But no one here really cares about that, do you?

If you are here you want tits and ass and pussy and smut and porn. And since I wouldn’t want to deprive anyone of what they want, I dug up a few appropriate movies and toys in case your love of soccer and love of smut cross paths.

Private Blockbusters 6: Private World Cup – Footballers’ Wives
The world of football is very cut throat. Not only are the soccer players in fierce competition, but so are their wives and girlfriends (WAGS) who are hell bent on protecting their positions and the careers of their players. Meet the Footballers Wives – Victoria Fuckham (Bobbie Star) married to David Fuckham, Paris Cliton (Amy Brook) girlfriend of Cristian Donaldo & Leslie Trash (Carla Cox) wife of Randyaldo. See these backstabbing bitches get what they deserve in this sex fueled ball game of blackmail, intrigue, scandal and ass breaking anal sex.
Starring: Mr. Pete, Denis Marti, John Strong, Kimberly Kane, L.T., Tyler Knight, Carla Cox, Bobbi Starr, Amy Brooke

Soccer Teen Sluts
These fire crotch, ball-playing honeys just can’t get enough of that big, hard cock. Too much is never enough for these super-horny nymphos. Are you man enough to satisfy a real slut? If so, you’ll find all the dirty, depraved little sluts you could ever hope for right on the soccer field!
Starring: Lolly, Wendy, Amanda, Betty, Sharon, Julie, Karla, Konny

I Scored A Soccer Mom
Got MILF? Dave Pounder does! Join him in his quest to “score” with every horny hot mom he can find on their kids’ soccer field! This pussy-probing, cum-dripping fuck fest is sure to teach you a thing or two about giving these mature hotties the poundings they’ve always wanted from their husbands! Then, you too can proudly declare, “I scored a soccer mom!”
Starring: TJ Hart, Dave Pounder, Kayla Quinn, Aiden Starr, Lexi Carrington, Christina Skye

But, but… Mr. Smutjawns… What about sex toys? Ok. I found a few of those too to keep you busy.

Sports Ball Gag Soccer
Sports and kinky sex – two great pastimes that are even better together! This soccer ball gag is a mini version of the real thing, designed to muffle moans of passion or just ensure quiet during the big game! Plastic gag is mounted on a stretchy elastic cord to fit all users, male or female. The perfect gift for the sports fan who has everything!

Weighted Orgasm Balls- Soccer Balls
These Uniquely shaped weighted orgasm balls have a sturdy retrieval cord.
2 balls shaped like soccer balls, are attached by a nylon cord. There is a loop at the end for easy retrieval. Orgasm balls can be used to exercise the vaginal muscles, and provide pleasure from movement.