Anal Acrobats

Studio: Buttman
Director: Jay Sin
Stars: Andrew Andretti, Julie Night, Aline, Sophie Dee, Dana DeArmond, Sandra Parker, Sasha Grey, Bobbi Starr, Lucy Taylor, Christian X

Again, I try and find porn I like. Porn I think you should buy. Porn I would recommend. I don’t even think of me having high standards. In fact, if you know me at all, you know that my standards have to look up to see the basement. And knowing that to be disappointed by so much porn out there is, well, disappointing. Clearly I do have some faves. Dirty is a fave. Heinie sex is a fave. Sasha Grey is a fave. In addition to Sasha, the talented Dana DeArmond and dreamy Sophie Dee who I tend to lust over, are featured. I know that Anal Acrobats came out years ago, but it was so well received and featured so many acts of perversion I am guessing it will rate high.

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Stephanie Loves Girls
Studio: Sweetheart Video
Director: Nica Noelle
Stars: Stephanie Swift, Sinn Sage, Amber Peach, Elexis Monroe, Mina Meow, Jerilyn

So I was trying to pick what to do for the review and I just felt like pussy. A whole lot of pussy. Dick free pussy. Plus our team is headed to Dinah, another good reason. Then I rememeber seeing and hearing about Stephanie Swift reportedly being cancer free after test results. Done! I grabbed Sweetheart Video’s Stephanie Loves Girls, directed by Nica Noelle and starring in addition to Ms. Swift, Sinn Sage, Amber Peach, Elexis Monroe, Mina Meow and Jerilyn. In addition to featuring the veteran Swift it contains one of Amber Peach’s last scenes and Jerilyn’s first. It’s a four-hour lovefest, so buckle in for a long, but worth it, ride.

There seems to be to extremes that exist in porn, and are a draw for viewers. People either want to see and be indulged in fantasy, or they get off on the authenticity. The last few years have seen a jump in the latter, with special attention finally being paid to the ladies. From directors behind the camera to consideration of the large and growing number of females who watch porn, (We always knew… Now there’s just studies and numbers to back it up!) studios have popped up to serve this demographic. But just like the girls that watched porn made for us, us guys can certainly watch movies made for you ladies!

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Super Naturals 10
Studio: Digital Sin
Director: Eddie Powell
Stars: Lee Stone, Anthony Rosano, Sara Stone, April McKenzie, Tony Desergio, Sierra Skye, Ami Jordan, Cameron Carter

I don’t know about you, but today I am in the mood for BIG, and Natural titties today. How about you? Good. Well since we are all in agreement and on the same page, let’s look at what Eddie Powell did with Sara Stone, April McKenzie, Sierra Skye, Ami Jordan and Cameron Carter for Digital Sin.

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Strip Tease Then Fuck 12
Studio: Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Director: Mike Quasar
Stars: Dyanna Lauren, Mark Wood, John Strong,  Mick Blue,  James Deen,  Ann Marie Rios,  Madelyn Marie,  Sarah Vandella,  Evie Dellatossa

I have been busy giving away fake twats for the past week or so, but wanted to get back to watching some porn. (Can you blame me?) Don’t worry though. I have 11 more phony vaginas in a box next to my desk, so there is plenty more to come.

So I reached down into a different goodie bag and pulled out Zero Tolerance’s Strip Tease Then Fuck 12. Mike Quasar directed the latest installment that features Dyanna Lauren, Mark Wood, John Strong,  Mick Blue,  James Deen,  Ann Marie Rios,  Madelyn Marie,  Sara Vandella and Evie Dellatossa. This series has been around for a minute and continues to star some of the hottest names and hottest bodies in the business and clearly this one isn’t any difference. The real question is if there will be enough teasing or enough pleasing. There’s only one way to find out!

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Tera Goes Gonzo
Studio: Teravision
Director: Spyder Jonez
Stars: Tera Patrick, Ron Jeremy, Evan Stone, Ed Powers, Daisy Marie, Kelle Marie, Nick Jacobs, Jack Lawrence, Spyder Jonez, Roxy Deville, Stefani Morgan

So as I was browsing our library of pornography, I realized that I had yet to do a title with the legendary Tera Patrick. While her ex-husband had been featured in Broken, I had yet to review a film with the lovely Tera Patrick. Sometimes I want to cover classic stars in their classic films, sometimes I avoid those because there are already umpteen reviews of a movie already out there, so my 2 cents doesn’t really mean spit. While Tera Goes Gonzo was a title that was nominated for 3 AVN Awards in 2009 (Best Gonzo Release, Best All-Girl 3-Way Sex Scene, Best Solo Sex Scene) and while it didn’t take home any awards, it also didn’t seem to get much press or many reviews. And it was an attempt at a little something different, tieing Tera in with the gonzo genre, bringing in one of the most recognizable names in gonzo, Ed Powers, and one of the biggest names in the business, even if it was only for non-sex roles. Her ex-husband spends time both behind and in front of the camera.

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