So a few weeks back, I listed my Top 7 Stars (aka: who I would like to eff).
It’s about damn time I listed some favorite movies. Again, here’s the thing. These are a few of MY favorites. Not the best, but ones I like. So if you don’t like them, I don’t care. At all.
Mommy Gangbang 6
Studio: Rapture Entertainment
Director: Jerry Dawson
Stars: Sierra Sinn, Tiffany Rayne, Charlotte Stokely, Sasha Knox, Alec Knight, Alex Sanders, Andrew Andretti, Anthony Rosano, Joe Friday, Joel Lawrence, Mickey Ray, Sascha, Will Powers
So I picked today’s movie based on title. I thought it would cover a few areas I hadn’t really touched on: MILF and Gangbang. What could be better? Well, for starters, how about, actually having plausible MILFs?!?!?! I don’t mean to break out my soapbox, but… The idea of a MILF has become so warped from what it originally signified. The idea or fantasy of a MILF was the idea of a friend’s mother or someone who specifically filled a similar role. A mature woman with children of her own. Someone who might typically be considered untouchable or unobtainable. At some point what a MILF was became eroded. What we typically see today is an older female with no allusion to kids or that untouchable/unobtainable role, or a woman who biologically could be a mother in theory, but her children would still be in diapers. And immediately upon looking at the boxcover and starting the movie, I realized that is exactly what kind of movie this was.
The movie starts with Charlotte Stokely and Tiffany Rayne having a dream. Each girl is dreaming, but somehow they are having the same dream. And they are talking about boys from school. I am now going back and forth between attempting a willful suspension of disbelief for the fact this isn’t a MILF movie and trying to ignore that huge small detail and just try and get into the movie. If I can forget the blatant false and misleading concept, is the movie really any good?
Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? – Adventures Of A Hockey MILF
Studio: Hustler
Director: Jerome Tanner
Stars: Nina Hartley, Evan Stone, Lee Stone, Mike Horner, Sascha, Jada Fire, Lisa Ann, Mick Blue, Alec Knight, Sindee Jennings, Holly West
After a series of disappointing films as I sidestepped from the mainstream, I decided to give a major studio and major feature production another shot. I try and vary what I review, but aside from a few niche alt titles as of late, I hadn’t really seen anything that was noteworthy, for being good at least.
It’s the middle of winter and feels like Alaska, plus a thing for MILF-y types in glasses and the hockey season in full swing, what else comes to mind besides Hustler’s Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? – Adventures of a Hockey MILF, directed by Jerome Tanner? Fresh off of a win at the 2010 AVN Awards for Clever Title of the Year, this four-time nominated film deserves a little attention.
The movie’s opening credits are done in a very all-American, big country, order this authentic silver dollar infomercial kind of way. And it works. Regardless of the sex, we know we are in for some campy, tongue in cheek, bad jokes and satire. Fasten your seatbelt. I mean, the first line of dialogue by Serra Paylin is, “Jeepers crumpets. Who could that be?”
On My Dirty Knees
Studio: Vivid-Alt
Director: Eon McKai
Stars: Violet Skye, Daniel, Alec Knight, Alex Gonz, Dane Cross, Andy San Dimas
There is most likely always going to be a demand for the high-gloss, over-produced porn that is the majority of what floods the market, stores and internet these days. In fact, there is a good chance it will always be a majority of what is out there. However, as time has passed there are many different niche corners of the market that are popping up and with new and cheaper avenues to, it has allowed for more room for experimentation. One of the growing trends over the past few years has been alt porn with its punk tattooed, pierced and un-airbrushed stars offering an alternative to the clichéd Barbie and silicone. Studios like Vivid have recently shown interest, creating Vivid-Alt and choosing director Eon McKai for its first foray into alternative pornography world.
With a string of titles under his belt, Eon recently released On My Dirty Knees. The cover grabbed my attention. Between the muted colors, the font and the layout, it was enough for me to pop it in and give it a go. Man was I glad that I did….
