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Review: The Sex Files

The Sex Files
Studio: Digital Sin
Director: Sam Hein
Stars: Aurora Snow, Evan Stone, Rod Fontana, Jackie Daniels, Kimberly Kane, Tori Lane, Anthony Rosano, Audrey Bitoni, Ashlynn Brooke, Pike Nelson, Angelica Raven, Charley Chase, Taylor Vixen, Gracie Glam

I would be remiss in the golden age of spoof and parody in porn not to review the big winner at this year’s AVN Awards for Best Parody. This year’s distinction went to Sam Hein’s The Sex Files. One of the things that sets this movie apart from the rest of the parody pack is the fact it isn’t based on the usual sitcom theme most movies recreate. While not taking anything away from the fun, funny, campiness and ease of drawing laughs of lampooning a comedy, attempting to spoof a science fiction television series with a diehard cult following is no easy task. Yet Digital Sin decided to give it a try, with apparently successful results. Is it possible to put together a well crafted smut film that appeals to both fans of the show and those who may not be too familiar with the original? And here’s my disclosure: While I am a huge fan of porn, I was not a huge fan of the X-Files. I did watch it a bunch. It wasn’t as if I disliked it. But I wasn’t a card carrying fan of the show. I think it’s important to note so you know where I am coming from and to see if The Sex Files still holds up.

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Review: Official Jersey Shore Parody

Official Jersey Shore Parody.com
Studio: Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Directors: Brian Bangs & Spock Buckton
Stars: Mark Wood, Lisa Ann, Mick Blue, Tommy Gunn, Anthony Rosano, James Deen, Mikey Butders, Lexi Love, Kristina Rose, Ann Marie Rios, Rocco Reed, Spock Buckton, Kagney Linn Karter, Mellanie Monroe, Sara Sloane, Mike Pacino

Ok, I have a small confession. I only saw part of one episode of Mtv’s Jersey Shore. When I finally got around to seeing what the hype was about, I was not disappointed. It was as horrible as I thought and expected. I think people who watched the show fell into one of two categories: those who wanted to party with the guidos and guidettes and the people who watched to make fun of them. The later is forgivable. Barely. I mean I watch a ton of dumb shit on tv. And that was the fucking dumbest. But inevitable as the porn world turns and the deluge of parodies it was a matter of no time before someone got the brilliant idea to turn the most viewed show in Mtv’s history into a porn spoof.

In fact it was so obvious there were at least two camps that rushed to get this out the door. Spock Buckton and Brian Bangs from PopPorn shot this version for Zero Tolerance while Taryn Thomas and her production company Taryn It Up Entertainment teamed with Adam & Eve to shoot Jersey Shore XXX. Words were exchanged between the camps and most people just sat back and watched the showmanship. Even the mainstream press picked up on the tiff. I confess that I haven’t seen Thomas’ interpretation of the reality show either, but for now I am here to pick apart ZT’s version.

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Review: Super Naturals 10

Super Naturals 10
Studio: Digital Sin
Director: Eddie Powell
Stars: Lee Stone, Anthony Rosano, Sara Stone, April McKenzie, Tony Desergio, Sierra Skye, Ami Jordan, Cameron Carter

I don’t know about you, but today I am in the mood for BIG, and Natural titties today. How about you? Good. Well since we are all in agreement and on the same page, let’s look at what Eddie Powell did with Sara Stone, April McKenzie, Sierra Skye, Ami Jordan and Cameron Carter for Digital Sin.

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Review: Mommy Gang Bang 6

Mommy Gangbang 6
Studio: Rapture Entertainment
Director: Jerry Dawson
Stars: Sierra Sinn, Tiffany Rayne, Charlotte Stokely, Sasha Knox, Alec Knight, Alex Sanders, Andrew Andretti, Anthony Rosano, Joe Friday, Joel Lawrence, Mickey Ray, Sascha, Will Powers

So I picked today’s movie based on title. I thought it would cover a few areas I hadn’t really touched on: MILF and Gangbang. What could be better? Well, for starters, how about, actually having plausible MILFs?!?!?! I don’t mean to break out my soapbox, but… The idea of a MILF has become so warped from what it originally signified. The idea or fantasy of a MILF was the idea of a friend’s mother or someone who specifically filled a similar role. A mature woman with children of her own. Someone who might typically be considered untouchable or unobtainable. At some point what a MILF was became eroded. What we typically see today is an older female with no allusion to kids or that untouchable/unobtainable role, or a woman who biologically could be a mother in theory, but her children would still be in diapers. And immediately upon looking at the boxcover and starting the movie, I realized that is exactly what kind of movie this was.

The movie starts with Charlotte Stokely and Tiffany Rayne having a dream. Each girl is dreaming, but somehow they are having the same dream. And they are talking about boys from school. I am now going back and forth between attempting a willful suspension of disbelief for the fact this isn’t a MILF movie and trying to ignore that huge small detail and just try and get into the movie. If I can forget the blatant false and misleading concept, is the movie really any good?

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