THIS WEEK’S CONTEST IS CLOSED!
We have a winner!!
Danny K. shoot me an email with you address and I will get this faux twat mouth out the door to you!

Stay tuned to the blog though because later today I will be announcing next week’s prize!
And DK, be sure to enter because winning once doesn’t bar you from winning again.

Good luck!

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Well, things are going great with the contest. Even better if you were one of the first two week’s winners! But fear not, I have a BUNCH of free masturbators to dole out.

So this week I am going to give out Shay’s Deep Throat Adventure.

I’m always Ready! Shay’s™ Deep Throat Adventure™.

* Superior Suction
* Ribbed for Pleasure
* Soft, Stretchy & Tight

Digital Playground’s Virtual Sex Toys, offers up another great toy in the Shay Jordan’s Collection™ line.

Exclusive suction reservoir for superior sucking action! Soft, stretchy, and tight, this masturbator is ribbed for added sensation.

I thought rather than me taking a pic of the toy, I would have some fun.

Now one might say, “why these pics?” And I would say, “why the fuck not?”
Clearly if you are entering a contest to win a free fake vagina made out of rubber, you aren’t going to be taking things *too* serious, right? That being the case, an Asian woman on a tiger, a man with a mustache that wraps around his nipples, an Asian kid with string around his face and a shirtless and virtually armless midget with a meat clever all makes perfect sense.

Plus, maybe you will send your friends to the page for the pics, they might enter the contest, get a free masturbator, or unique page views will go up and the bosses and me and you are all happy.

If you forgot the basics of the contest, including rules and how to enter, go here.

In short, just shoot me an email at freetwats@sextoys.com.

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THIS WEEK’S CONTEST IS CLOSED!
We have a winner!!
Cedric J. shoot me an email with you address and I will get this faux twat mouth out the door to you!

Stay tuned to the blog though because later today I will be announcing next week’s prize!
And Cedric, be sure to enter because winning once doesn’t bar you from winning again.

Good luck!

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It’s the second week of the contest and I realize I have been telling the masses a lie about the contest. This week we are NOT giving away a Fake Twat. It’s a fake mouth.

Aria’s Cock Pleaser to be exact.

Cock Swallowing Action!!

Over a pound of sucking sensation!

Slip into Aria’s eager inviting mouth. Molded after Aria Giovanni’s succulent lips and mouth, let her vibrating and rotating tongue massage and stimulate your love rod as you stroke deeper.

Made of super-pliable SoftTouch material, Aria’s succulent mouth will keep your oral fantasies flowing time after time. Aria’s Cock Pleaser is 4 inches deep.

This oral simulator requires 2AA batteries, not included.

For more information about the contest, click here.

In short, just shoot me an email at faketwats@sextoys.com.
Pretty easy right?

Here’s a recommendation for all you Aria Giovanni dirty dogs out there. May I suggest a video to go along with your experience? Maybe some Irresistiblmente Aria?

Aria Giovanni is simply irresistible and so is the rest of this European cast. Featuring a bevy of exotic vixens with drop dead gorgeous looks!

They’re all hot and nasty and it’s evident in these tensely erotic scenes where they deep throat cock and get anally penetrated while they moan in ecstasy!

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THIS WEEK’S CONTEST IS CLOSED!
We have a winner!!
Ty M. shoot me an email with you address and I will get this faux twat out the door to you!

Stay tuned to the blog though because later today I will be announcing next week’s prize!
And Ty, be sure to enter because winning once doesn’t bar you from winning again.

Good luck!

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So after looking at all eleven of the vibes in the contest and the entries beginning to pour in, I thought it would be a good idea to let everyone know what you are playing for.

Juli’s Purple Passion Pocket Pussy by Doc Johnson!

  • Hand Held / Easy Grip
  • Easy Clean Hole
  • Bullet Compatible
  • UR3 Skin

She’s the energetic go-to girl of adult performers. Always wet, always willing and able. Now we’ve molded that delicious pink pussy from the superstar herself and created a passionate purple, hand-held rendition. Cast in UR3, the most realistic skin in toys, she can accommodate a bullet and has an easy-clean hole. (We told you she was accommodating.) Juli Ashton, in UR3. Only from Doc Johnson.

All you have to do is send me an email at faketwats@sextoys.com. I will put all the entries names in a gaping hole, reach down in there, and put out a winner.

You can get the complete rundown on the contest here.

And since we are in a Juli Ashton kind of mood,
I would suggest:

This erotic guide explores creative ways of using toys and other objects to enhance a couple’s sex life and bring more excitement to their lovemaking. Includes vaginal probes, clitoral vibrators, anal toys, and many more. Juli Ashton and her friends demonstrate the use of exciting toys in various situations and locations.

You can buy it here.

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I’m not sure about what other people have on their desk, but here at the smut factory I have faux vaginas. A fucking boxful of them. Eleven to be precise. And they could be all yours…

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