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Review: The Sex Files

The Sex Files
Studio: Digital Sin
Director: Sam Hein
Stars: Aurora Snow, Evan Stone, Rod Fontana, Jackie Daniels, Kimberly Kane, Tori Lane, Anthony Rosano, Audrey Bitoni, Ashlynn Brooke, Pike Nelson, Angelica Raven, Charley Chase, Taylor Vixen, Gracie Glam

I would be remiss in the golden age of spoof and parody in porn not to review the big winner at this year’s AVN Awards for Best Parody. This year’s distinction went to Sam Hein’s The Sex Files. One of the things that sets this movie apart from the rest of the parody pack is the fact it isn’t based on the usual sitcom theme most movies recreate. While not taking anything away from the fun, funny, campiness and ease of drawing laughs of lampooning a comedy, attempting to spoof a science fiction television series with a diehard cult following is no easy task. Yet Digital Sin decided to give it a try, with apparently successful results. Is it possible to put together a well crafted smut film that appeals to both fans of the show and those who may not be too familiar with the original? And here’s my disclosure: While I am a huge fan of porn, I was not a huge fan of the X-Files. I did watch it a bunch. It wasn’t as if I disliked it. But I wasn’t a card carrying fan of the show. I think it’s important to note so you know where I am coming from and to see if The Sex Files still holds up.

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Few fave movies…

So a few weeks back, I listed my Top 7 Stars (aka: who I would like to eff).
It’s about damn time I listed some favorite movies. Again, here’s the thing. These are a few of MY favorites. Not the best, but ones I like. So if you don’t like them, I don’t care. At all.

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Review: Tera Goes Gonzo

Tera Goes Gonzo
Studio: Teravision
Director: Spyder Jonez
Stars: Tera Patrick, Ron Jeremy, Evan Stone, Ed Powers, Daisy Marie, Kelle Marie, Nick Jacobs, Jack Lawrence, Spyder Jonez, Roxy Deville, Stefani Morgan

So as I was browsing our library of pornography, I realized that I had yet to do a title with the legendary Tera Patrick. While her ex-husband had been featured in Broken, I had yet to review a film with the lovely Tera Patrick. Sometimes I want to cover classic stars in their classic films, sometimes I avoid those because there are already umpteen reviews of a movie already out there, so my 2 cents doesn’t really mean spit. While Tera Goes Gonzo was a title that was nominated for 3 AVN Awards in 2009 (Best Gonzo Release, Best All-Girl 3-Way Sex Scene, Best Solo Sex Scene) and while it didn’t take home any awards, it also didn’t seem to get much press or many reviews. And it was an attempt at a little something different, tieing Tera in with the gonzo genre, bringing in one of the most recognizable names in gonzo, Ed Powers, and one of the biggest names in the business, even if it was only for non-sex roles. Her ex-husband spends time both behind and in front of the camera.

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Review: Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? – Adventures Of A Hockey MILF

Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? – Adventures Of A Hockey MILF
Studio: Hustler
Director: Jerome Tanner
Stars: Nina Hartley, Evan Stone, Lee Stone, Mike Horner, Sascha, Jada Fire, Lisa Ann, Mick Blue, Alec Knight, Sindee Jennings, Holly West

After a series of disappointing films as I sidestepped from the mainstream, I decided to give a major studio and major feature production another shot. I try and vary what I review, but aside from a few niche alt titles as of late, I hadn’t really seen anything that was noteworthy, for being good at least.

It’s the middle of winter and feels like Alaska, plus a thing for MILF-y types in glasses and the hockey season in full swing, what else comes to mind besides Hustler’s Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? – Adventures of a Hockey MILF, directed by Jerome Tanner? Fresh off of a win at the 2010 AVN Awards for Clever Title of the Year, this four-time nominated film deserves a little attention.
The movie’s opening credits are done in a very all-American, big country, order this authentic silver dollar infomercial kind of way. And it works. Regardless of the sex, we know we are in for some campy, tongue in cheek, bad jokes and satire. Fasten your seatbelt. I mean, the first line of dialogue by Serra Paylin is, “Jeepers crumpets. Who could that be?”

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Review: Janine’s Got Male

Janine’s Got Male
Studio: Vivid
Producer: Paul Thomas
Stars: Evan Stone, Dale DaBone, Tawny Roberts, Nick Manning, Christian, Kimberly Kane, Shy Love, Christie Lee, Mia Beck, Monique Alexander, Rick Patrick, Tommy Gunn, Janine

Even when she isn’t doing much porn anymore, Janine Lindemulder and her name just can’t seem to stay out of people’s mouths. After having wrapped her 6 month bid in federal prison for tax evasion and losing a nasty custody battle with ex-husband Jesse James, Janine probably wishes she was back in 90’s when life was much simpler and she was only banging other girls. Before her sex tape with Vince Neil, the world had never seen a cock plow into her. Once that seal was broken, she began to release movies featuring her in boy/girl scenes, something that the world had been fantasizing and salivating over for years. Then in 2005 director Paul Thomas shot Janine in her first boy/boy/girl scene in Janine’s Got Male.

This is not the Janine of yours, or her, youth. Certainly and officially MILF material, she is covered with a full color sleeve on one arm, tons of tattoos all over her, pierced tits and a pierced clit. Those bedroom eyes, that mouth and a smoking hot body, for any age. Her fake tits are starting to age as well and it’s a shame those weren’t or didn’t look more natural and some razor-burn I could have done without, but I certainly wouldn’t send her away.

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Review: The Sex Files

Few fave movies…

Review: Tera Goes Gonzo

Review: Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? – Adventures Of A Hockey MILF

Review: Janine’s Got Male

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