Another Facebook convo
Love these. This one was via messages. Aurélie And you’ve added why exactly? Who are you? Chris Smutjawns You were one of the people Facebook “suggested.” Wasn’t trying to bother or offend you. I apologize if I did… Aurélie And you just add any people that is suggested randomly?? Chris Smutjawns It was suggested. I [...]
Facebook convo
Its Emma Göring again: Emma what kind of underwear do u wear? Chris all kinds… should i be honest with you? Emma yes Chris i like to wear dirty underwear. ones with shitstains and skidmarks. is that weird? Emma it’s maybe not usual but… what’s weird today? Chris so me liking to wear underwear with [...]
More Facebook convos!
So after my last exchange, the nonsense doesn’t seem to stop. Between “straight” guys who have an idea for a “role” for me, ones who want to talk all day about porn/girls/my job, and various spammers it makes for a day full of pointless and mindless banter. Here are two from this morning. Both have [...]
Facebook convo
This was priceless. So I started a new Facebook profile today. Tonight this guy requests me, I add him, and seconds later we had this convo. 7:37pm Bobby Blaze CHRIS HEY YOU THERTE I NEED SOME HELP AND FAST 7:37pm Chris ? 7:38pm Bobby Blaze I FUCKING HOPE YOU GOOD AT TALKING TO PORNSTARS I [...]
Go ahead, follow me…
Add me over at one of these places and email me and I will send you a discount at SexToys.com! Twitter: @DVDsandSexToys MySpace: www.myspace.com/dvdsandsextoys Facebook: www.facebook.com/chris.smutjawns Xpeeps: www.xpeeps.com/chris_hotmovies Facebook is in their bullshit and suspended my profile. I am appealing it and trying to find out why. In the meantime you can join the Sex [...]