Official Jersey Shore Parody

Official Jersey Shore Parody.com
Studio: Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Directors: Brian Bangs & Spock Buckton
Stars: Mark Wood, Lisa Ann, Mick Blue,  Tommy Gunn, Anthony Rosano, James Deen, Mikey Butders, Lexi Love, Kristina Rose, Ann Marie Rios, Rocco Reed, Spock Buckton, Kagney Linn Karter, Mellanie Monroe, Sara Sloane, Mike Pacino

Ok, I have a small confession. I only saw part of one episode of Mtv’s Jersey Shore. When I finally got around to seeing what the hype was about, I was not disappointed. It was as horrible as I thought and expected. I think people who watched the show fell into one of two categories: those who wanted to party with the guidos and guidettes and the people who watched to make fun of them. The later is forgivable. Barely. I mean I watch a ton of dumb shit on tv. And that was the fucking dumbest. But inevitable as the porn world turns and the deluge of parodies it was a matter of no time before someone got the brilliant idea to turn the most viewed show in Mtv’s history into a porn spoof.

In fact it was so obvious there were at least two camps that rushed to get this out the door. Spock Buckton and Brian Bangs from PopPorn shot this version for Zero Tolerance while Taryn Thomas and her production company Taryn It Up Entertainment teamed with Adam & Eve to shoot Jersey Shore XXX. Words were exchanged between the camps and most people just sat back and watched the showmanship. Even the mainstream press picked up on the tiff. I confess that I haven’t seen Thomas’ interpretation of the reality show either, but for now I am here to pick apart ZT’s version.

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Strip Tease Then Fuck 12
Studio: Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Director: Mike Quasar
Stars: Dyanna Lauren, Mark Wood, John Strong,  Mick Blue,  James Deen,  Ann Marie Rios,  Madelyn Marie,  Sarah Vandella,  Evie Dellatossa

I have been busy giving away fake twats for the past week or so, but wanted to get back to watching some porn. (Can you blame me?) Don’t worry though. I have 11 more phony vaginas in a box next to my desk, so there is plenty more to come.

So I reached down into a different goodie bag and pulled out Zero Tolerance’s Strip Tease Then Fuck 12. Mike Quasar directed the latest installment that features Dyanna Lauren, Mark Wood, John Strong,  Mick Blue,  James Deen,  Ann Marie Rios,  Madelyn Marie,  Sara Vandella and Evie Dellatossa. This series has been around for a minute and continues to star some of the hottest names and hottest bodies in the business and clearly this one isn’t any difference. The real question is if there will be enough teasing or enough pleasing. There’s only one way to find out!

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Shot Glasses 2
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Director: Mick Blue
Stars: Jennifer Dark, Mark Wood, Mick Blue, Amy Reid, Marco Banderas, Angelina Valentine, Danny Mountain, Shawna Lenee, Ahryan Astyn

For Tuesday’s review I thought I would spend some time with Angelina Valentine, Shawna Lenee, Ahryan Astyn, Jennifer Dark and Amy Ried who star in Zero Tolerance’s Shot Glasses 2, directed by Mick Blue. I think most guys would agree that a girl’s sex appeal increases exponentially when she dons a pair of glasses. So you take five hot females, throw a pair of dark spectacles on them and let the fun begin.

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fishnets-10

Fishnets 10
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Director: Mike Quasar
Starring: Mark Wood, Tanya James, Mr. Pete, Kimberly Kane, Tommy Gunn, Marco Banderas, Dane Cross, Priya Rai, Kiera King, Jayden Jaymes

Zero Tolerance delivers their tenth installment in their Fishnet series, and they delivered one of the best of a very good series. Just because you take a common fetish, add some sexy women, doesn’t always equate to a good skin flick. But Zero Tolerance does a pretty good job consistently and having Mike Quasar direct the talents of Tanya James, Jayden James, Kimberly Kane, Priya Rai and Kiera King is a good set up. As a neat marketing and promo bonus, the DVD comes wrapped in actual pink fishnets. Nice touch. But first impressions aside, what really matters is what’s beneath all the pretty packaging.

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