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Review: Discovering Alexis Texas

Discovering Alexis Texas
Studio: Belladonna
Directors: Belladonna and Aiden
Stars: Belladonna, Nina Hartley, Chris Charming, Steve Holmes, Scott Lyons, Mick Blue, Alexis Texas

I like to give a little explanation why I pick the movies I do. It’s not because I am told which ones, it’s not because I am paid to review certain titles or give them a good or bad review. Usually the reasons are a little more quirky. And boring. Like why am I watching Discovering Alexis Texas? Well, for one, she’s hot and has a great big ass. And I haven’t reviewed anything with her and she’s definitely hot and deserving. But the real reason is my friend Matt Millz. Millz is in love with Alexis Texas. Wanted her contact information. When I asked him if he had it what he would do with it if he really had her email or cell, the best he could come up with is “I would tell her if she’s ever in Philly that I would take her out for a nice dinner.” I’m not a pornstar. Well at least I don’t get paid to fuck on film. But I am guessing that dudes pretty much take two routes when trying to fuck a porn star. One is the huge cock/never-been-fucked-like-I-would-fuck-you route. The other is the nice guy/friend route, which clearly Millz was going for. In either case, Matt doesn’t have her contact info. But he asked me if it would be weird if he bought the Alexis Texas Pussy & Ass toy that is coming out from Doc Johnson. I told him no.

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Review: Official Jersey Shore Parody

Official Jersey Shore Parody.com
Studio: Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Directors: Brian Bangs & Spock Buckton
Stars: Mark Wood, Lisa Ann, Mick Blue, Tommy Gunn, Anthony Rosano, James Deen, Mikey Butders, Lexi Love, Kristina Rose, Ann Marie Rios, Rocco Reed, Spock Buckton, Kagney Linn Karter, Mellanie Monroe, Sara Sloane, Mike Pacino

Ok, I have a small confession. I only saw part of one episode of Mtv’s Jersey Shore. When I finally got around to seeing what the hype was about, I was not disappointed. It was as horrible as I thought and expected. I think people who watched the show fell into one of two categories: those who wanted to party with the guidos and guidettes and the people who watched to make fun of them. The later is forgivable. Barely. I mean I watch a ton of dumb shit on tv. And that was the fucking dumbest. But inevitable as the porn world turns and the deluge of parodies it was a matter of no time before someone got the brilliant idea to turn the most viewed show in Mtv’s history into a porn spoof.

In fact it was so obvious there were at least two camps that rushed to get this out the door. Spock Buckton and Brian Bangs from PopPorn shot this version for Zero Tolerance while Taryn Thomas and her production company Taryn It Up Entertainment teamed with Adam & Eve to shoot Jersey Shore XXX. Words were exchanged between the camps and most people just sat back and watched the showmanship. Even the mainstream press picked up on the tiff. I confess that I haven’t seen Thomas’ interpretation of the reality show either, but for now I am here to pick apart ZT’s version.

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Few fave movies…

So a few weeks back, I listed my Top 7 Stars (aka: who I would like to eff).
It’s about damn time I listed some favorite movies. Again, here’s the thing. These are a few of MY favorites. Not the best, but ones I like. So if you don’t like them, I don’t care. At all.

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Review: Strip Tease Then Fuck 12

Strip Tease Then Fuck 12
Studio: Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Director: Mike Quasar
Stars: Dyanna Lauren, Mark Wood, John Strong, Mick Blue, James Deen, Ann Marie Rios, Madelyn Marie, Sarah Vandella, Evie Dellatossa

I have been busy giving away fake twats for the past week or so, but wanted to get back to watching some porn. (Can you blame me?) Don’t worry though. I have 11 more phony vaginas in a box next to my desk, so there is plenty more to come.

So I reached down into a different goodie bag and pulled out Zero Tolerance’s Strip Tease Then Fuck 12. Mike Quasar directed the latest installment that features Dyanna Lauren, Mark Wood, John Strong, Mick Blue, James Deen, Ann Marie Rios, Madelyn Marie, Sara Vandella and Evie Dellatossa. This series has been around for a minute and continues to star some of the hottest names and hottest bodies in the business and clearly this one isn’t any difference. The real question is if there will be enough teasing or enough pleasing. There’s only one way to find out!

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Review: Shot Glasses 2

Shot Glasses 2
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Director: Mick Blue
Stars: Jennifer Dark, Mark Wood, Mick Blue, Amy Reid, Marco Banderas, Angelina Valentine, Danny Mountain, Shawna Lenee, Ahryan Astyn

For Tuesday’s review I thought I would spend some time with Angelina Valentine, Shawna Lenee, Ahryan Astyn, Jennifer Dark and Amy Ried who star in Zero Tolerance’s Shot Glasses 2, directed by Mick Blue. I think most guys would agree that a girl’s sex appeal increases exponentially when she dons a pair of glasses. So you take five hot females, throw a pair of dark spectacles on them and let the fun begin.

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Review: Discovering Alexis Texas

Review: Official Jersey Shore Parody

Few fave movies…

Review: Strip Tease Then Fuck 12

Review: Shot Glasses 2

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