Discovering Alexis Texas
Discovering Alexis Texas

Studio: Belladonna
Directors: Belladonna and Aiden
Stars: Belladonna, Nina Hartley, Chris Charming, Steve Holmes, Scott Lyons, Mick Blue, Alexis Texas

I like to give a little explanation why I pick the movies I do. It’s not because I am told which ones, it’s not because I am paid to review certain titles or give them a good or bad review. Usually the reasons are a little more quirky. And boring. Like why am I watching Discovering Alexis Texas? Well, for one, she’s hot and has a great big ass. And I haven’t reviewed anything with her and she’s definitely hot and deserving. But the real reason is my friend Matt Millz. Millz is in love with Alexis Texas. Wanted her contact information. When I asked him if he had it what he would do with it if he really had her email or cell, the best he could come up with is “I would tell her if she’s ever in Philly that I would take her out for a nice dinner.” I’m not a pornstar. Well at least I don’t get paid to fuck on film. But I am guessing that dudes pretty much take two routes when trying to fuck a porn star. One is the huge cock/never-been-fucked-like-I-would-fuck-you route. The other is the nice guy/friend route, which clearly Millz was going for. In either case, Matt doesn’t have her contact info. But he asked me if it would be weird if he bought the Alexis Texas Pussy & Ass toy that is coming out from Doc Johnson. I told him no.

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Edit: For some reason I am not sure of, I got an email Monday about this upcoming event, but April contacted me to let me know the event happened last year! Ugh… As expected, April was sweet and understanding. Clearly from her comment below she is planning upcoming shows. One in Atlanta and a possible one in Minneapolis in September.
It is with my humblest and most sincere apologies to Ms. Flores for the error. One good thing is that you know she will keep me in the loop with accurate information which I will pass on to you guys.
And for the most up to date info, you can always visit her site.

For those who aren’t familiar with the lovely BBW April Flores, it’s time to step your game up. Proving that sex appeal also has to do with curves and exuding confidence and not simply unrealistic measurements, Flores continues to push people to redefine what they consider sexy.

Dangerous Curves

Winner of the Heartthrob of the Year Award at this year’s Feminist Porn Awards, Flores can be seen in films like Live In My Secrets or Dangerous Curves. (Dangerous Curves has an amazing scene with Flores, Jiz Lee and Syd Blakovich. CBatts did a really great trailer for it.) But that’s not the only place you can see her.

Not only does April appear in adult videos, but she also graces the cover of magazines like Bizarre Magazine and AVN Magazine. She can also be found in other magazines, books,  radio and art galleries with work she has inspired. An upcoming art gallery show in Los Angeles highlighted the body of Flores in conjunction with the artwork of eight prominent, L.A. based artists. The artists used Topco Sales’ April Flores’ Voluptuous CyberSkin Love Toy as the canvas for their artistry.

April Flores Voluptuous Pussy

Axis, Carlos Batts, COOP, Jim Mahfood, Kime Buzzelli, Kozy & Dan, Misha and Small Paul displayed their creations on May 13th 2009 at La Luz de Jesus Gallery, a show curated by Carlos Batts.

“When Topco Sales molded April to make her toy, we knew we were breaking new ground. Partnering with her and C. Batts FLY to present this exhibit seems like a natural next step,” says Desiree Duffie, Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Topco Sales. “This show provides an inspired arena in which to play with such provocative issues as beauty, sexuality, intimacy, pleasure toys and more. I can’t wait to see each artist’s work.”

I managed to get my hands on pics of the artists work…

Jim Mahfood's Gold Teeth

Jim Mahfood's Gold Teeth

Misha's Lady of Labia

Misha's Lady of Labia

Carlos Batts' The Ghost of Hans Bellmer

Carlos Batts' The Ghost of Hans Bellmer

Axis' Tickled Pink

Axis' Tickled Pink

Coop's Fountain

Coop's Fountain

Kime Buzzelli's piece

Kime Buzzelli's piece

Kozyn Dan's Passing Tuxedo Felines on the Journey to the Next Dimension

Kozyn Dan' Passing Tuxedo Felines on the Journey to the Next Dimension

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So a few weeks back, I listed my Top 7 Stars (aka: who I would like to eff).
It’s about damn time I listed some favorite movies. Again, here’s the thing. These are a few of MY favorites. Not the best, but ones I like. So if you don’t like them, I don’t care. At all.

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Immoral Orals
Studio: Stunner Studios
Director: Craig Valentine
Stars: Summer, Lexi, Nina Hartley, Lucia, Zoe, Devon Michaels, Craig Valentine, Sunny Lane, Megan Jones, Kelsey Michaels, Rebecca Rain, Sweet P Hollywood

Today’s pick actually came from a suggestion over on Twitter. (You can follow me over there @DVDsandSexToys.) I usually ask for suggestions and someone said that I should check out Immoral Orals. Looking over the list of performers I thought to myself that this was probably as good as it looked and sounded. New-cummers, old timers, two girl BJs… I don’t think I had knocked out a blowjob film since the Throat: A Cautionary Tale review and hadn’t done a POV movie or anything from Stunner Studios. It was a done deal.

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Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? – Adventures Of A Hockey MILF
Studio: Hustler
Director: Jerome Tanner
Stars: Nina Hartley, Evan Stone, Lee Stone, Mike Horner, Sascha, Jada Fire, Lisa Ann, Mick Blue, Alec Knight, Sindee Jennings, Holly West

After a series of disappointing films as I sidestepped from the mainstream, I decided to give a major studio and major feature production another shot. I try and vary what I review, but aside from a few niche alt titles as of late, I hadn’t really seen anything that was noteworthy, for being good at least.

It’s the middle of winter and feels like Alaska, plus a thing for MILF-y types in glasses and the hockey season in full swing, what else comes to mind besides Hustler’s  Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? – Adventures of a Hockey MILF, directed by Jerome Tanner? Fresh off of a win at the 2010 AVN Awards for Clever Title of the Year, this four-time nominated film deserves a little attention.
The movie’s opening credits are done in a very all-American, big country, order this authentic silver dollar infomercial kind of way. And it works. Regardless of the sex, we know we are in for some campy, tongue in cheek, bad jokes and satire. Fasten your seatbelt. I mean, the first line of dialogue by Serra Paylin is, “Jeepers crumpets. Who could that be?”

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