
Discovering Alexis Texas
Studio: Belladonna
Directors: Belladonna and Aiden
Stars: Belladonna, Nina Hartley, Chris Charming, Steve Holmes, Scott Lyons, Mick Blue, Alexis Texas
I like to give a little explanation why I pick the movies I do. It’s not because I am told which ones, it’s not because I am paid to review certain titles or give them a good or bad review. Usually the reasons are a little more quirky. And boring. Like why am I watching Discovering Alexis Texas? Well, for one, she’s hot and has a great big ass. And I haven’t reviewed anything with her and she’s definitely hot and deserving. But the real reason is my friend Matt Millz. Millz is in love with Alexis Texas. Wanted her contact information. When I asked him if he had it what he would do with it if he really had her email or cell, the best he could come up with is “I would tell her if she’s ever in Philly that I would take her out for a nice dinner.” I’m not a pornstar. Well at least I don’t get paid to fuck on film. But I am guessing that dudes pretty much take two routes when trying to fuck a porn star. One is the huge cock/never-been-fucked-like-I-would-fuck-you route. The other is the nice guy/friend route, which clearly Millz was going for. In either case, Matt doesn’t have her contact info. But he asked me if it would be weird if he bought the Alexis Texas Pussy & Ass toy that is coming out from Doc Johnson. I told him no.











