Mommy Gangbang 6
Studio: Rapture Entertainment
Director: Jerry Dawson
Stars: Sierra Sinn, Tiffany Rayne, Charlotte Stokely, Sasha Knox, Alec Knight, Alex Sanders, Andrew Andretti, Anthony Rosano, Joe Friday, Joel Lawrence, Mickey Ray, Sascha, Will Powers

So I picked today’s movie based on title. I thought it would cover a few areas I hadn’t really touched on: MILF and Gangbang. What could be better? Well, for starters, how about, actually having plausible MILFs?!?!?! I don’t mean to break out my soapbox, but… The idea of a MILF has become so warped from what it originally signified. The idea or fantasy of a MILF was the idea of a friend’s mother or someone who specifically filled a similar role. A mature woman with children of her own. Someone who might typically be considered untouchable or unobtainable. At some point what a MILF was became eroded. What we typically see today is an older female with no allusion to kids or that untouchable/unobtainable role, or a woman who biologically could be a mother in theory, but her children would still be in diapers. And immediately upon looking at the boxcover and starting the movie, I realized that is exactly what kind of movie this was.

The movie starts with Charlotte Stokely and Tiffany Rayne having a dream. Each girl is dreaming, but somehow they are having the same dream. And they are talking about boys from school. I am now going back and forth between attempting a willful suspension of disbelief for the fact this isn’t a MILF movie and trying to ignore that huge small detail and just try and get into the movie. If I can forget the blatant false and misleading concept, is the movie really any good?

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Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? – Adventures Of A Hockey MILF
Studio: Hustler
Director: Jerome Tanner
Stars: Nina Hartley, Evan Stone, Lee Stone, Mike Horner, Sascha, Jada Fire, Lisa Ann, Mick Blue, Alec Knight, Sindee Jennings, Holly West

After a series of disappointing films as I sidestepped from the mainstream, I decided to give a major studio and major feature production another shot. I try and vary what I review, but aside from a few niche alt titles as of late, I hadn’t really seen anything that was noteworthy, for being good at least.

It’s the middle of winter and feels like Alaska, plus a thing for MILF-y types in glasses and the hockey season in full swing, what else comes to mind besides Hustler’s  Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? – Adventures of a Hockey MILF, directed by Jerome Tanner? Fresh off of a win at the 2010 AVN Awards for Clever Title of the Year, this four-time nominated film deserves a little attention.
The movie’s opening credits are done in a very all-American, big country, order this authentic silver dollar infomercial kind of way. And it works. Regardless of the sex, we know we are in for some campy, tongue in cheek, bad jokes and satire. Fasten your seatbelt. I mean, the first line of dialogue by Serra Paylin is, “Jeepers crumpets. Who could that be?”

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Waist Watchers 5
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Director: Nate Liquor
Stars: Angie Luv, Madison Mitchell, Savannah Tyler, Tiffany Blake, Tyung Lee, James Deen, Jerry, Sascha

After a few reviews doing more feature types of movies, I thought I would drive my porn reviewer-mobile over to the gonzo section of town and check out some BBWs. Theres hundreds of jokes about overweight girls. The more cushion the more pushing. There’s more to love. Roll them in flour and look for the wet spots. They are like mopeds, fun to ride until your friends catch you. All jokes aside, there are some really good looking girls who pack a few extra pounds. And have a hearty sexual appetite. Zero Tolerance teamed with Nate Liquor for their fifth installment of the Waist Watchers series.

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