So a few weeks back, I listed my Top 7 Stars (aka: who I would like to eff).
It’s about damn time I listed some favorite movies. Again, here’s the thing. These are a few of MY favorites. Not the best, but ones I like. So if you don’t like them, I don’t care. At all.
Anal Acrobats
Studio: Buttman
Director: Jay Sin
Stars: Andrew Andretti, Julie Night, Aline, Sophie Dee, Dana DeArmond, Sandra Parker, Sasha Grey, Bobbi Starr, Lucy Taylor, Christian X
Again, I try and find porn I like. Porn I think you should buy. Porn I would recommend. I don’t even think of me having high standards. In fact, if you know me at all, you know that my standards have to look up to see the basement. And knowing that to be disappointed by so much porn out there is, well, disappointing. Clearly I do have some faves. Dirty is a fave. Heinie sex is a fave. Sasha Grey is a fave. In addition to Sasha, the talented Dana DeArmond and dreamy Sophie Dee who I tend to lust over, are featured. I know that Anal Acrobats came out years ago, but it was so well received and featured so many acts of perversion I am guessing it will rate high.
rawr
From The Escapist.
If you like Kimberly Kane, you should check her out in Triple Ecstasy:
This movie is so dirty it made me stick my penis in the disc hole. I mean my friend did. “- Chris Nieratko, Vice magazine.
Kimberly Kane returns with a vengeance, A serving of porn ecstasy with a smile and a dash of cyanide.” – AVN Magazine.
This hot and sexy Alt-Sex production from Kimberly Kane is please to the eyes as well as one’s sexuality. You’ll be blown away by the hot woman and quality of the movie. Triple Ecstasy is smut at its finest! Enjoy!
Or check out my number one, in Sasha Grey’s Anatomy:
AVN’s 2008 performer of the year Sasha Grey leads an anatomically stellar past of sex hungry medical practitioners in director Jimmy D’s “SASHA GREY’S ANATOMY”. From the hospital’s morgue to its examination rooms, these cum-hungry medical misfits probe and examine every aspect of their patient’s – and each other’s – anatomies.
Also starring the anatomical delights of Jayme Langford, Courtney James, Bobbi Eden and Faye Regan. “Sasha Grey’s Anatomy” is guaranteed to therapeutically maximize its viewers’ blood flow where it counts!
Top 10s or Top 5s are so even and rounded, I decided to make a Top 7.
So, in my experience, whenever you tell someone that you are a fan of porn or have anything to do with the porn industry they want to talk shop. This includes a list of favorite films and performers. So I thought I would indulge people and fire off a few lists. The first being a list of my favorite performers. Who I would give the pickle tickle to.
In order:
1.) Sasha Grey
I just have endless love for Ms. Grey. From the roles she chooses to take, to her intelligence, to her physical beauty, to the way she takes dick… There’s only two people in the world I think if I met I would be at a loss for words and she is one. Stunning. Embodies everything a star could and should be.
2.) Audrey Hollander
I have had a crush on Audrey for years. I have a thing for redheads, and the anal punishment she takes makes me insanely jealous of Otto Bauer. Watching her take the head of a missile up her tookis sealed the deal.
3.) Faye Reagan
Faye is pretty new on the scene, but she is quickly racking up award nominations. (Check out All About Ashlyn 2‘s AVN Award nominated threeway.) Stunningly beautiful with her red hair and freckles all set against that milky complexions drives me wild. Something innocent about her that I want to soil. I look forward to seeing her for years to come.
4.) Richelle Ryan
Richelle Ryan is the homegirl. After chopping it up on Twitter about rap, she gave me her number and we continued texting about Jeezy. It then occurred to me that I had a boner-fide pornstar’s number in my iPhone. As much as I like redheads, I like big juicy booty, and RR certainly comes correct in that department. What An Ass!
5.) Monica Mattos
I stumbled across Monica Mattos a while ago, and immediately she had my little man’s attention. Digging on the Brazilian thing, it is clear from looking over the different cocks she has had in her mouth that she will suck ANYTHING off… I love a freak!
6.) Andy San Dimas
One of my favorite directors is Eon McKai. One of my favorite of his films was the super erotic On My Dirty Knees. Watch that movie and tell me she doesn’t exude a sexiness that most pornstars will never be able to pull of in their entire career. Best when she is in roles like that, totally in her element. Rawr.
7.) Belladonna
It’s fucking Belladonna. Nuff said.
I tried to keep the pics a little classy. I wasn’t going for a G rating, I just watch at least 40 hours of porn a week, so I wanted to see these lizzadies with their clothes on for a change. For me.
And although some of these girls would also make it on a “Who’s the Best” list, this was just a list of my faves.
Did I miss anyone?
Who makes your top 7?
Broken
Studio: Teravision
Director: Dave Navarro
Stars: Jenna Haze, Mark Davis, Kayla Paige, Victoria Sin, Tommy Gunn, Lisa Daniels, Spyder Jonez, Marco Banderas, Sasha Grey, Audrey Bitoni
As I have said in other posts, one of the perks of this job is I can pick what I want to review. I try and be fair, vary it, but I won’t deny my personal favorites. One of those is Sasha Grey. I just think a) she is drop dead gorgeous and b) she does pretty interesting projects. I also like the fact she has crossed over a little into mainstream, while not fitting or succumbing to the clichéd pornstar role. It’s probably good for everyone. So after a rash of just bad porn (not just bad to me, but bad period) I decided to reach back into the sure and steady bin and pull out a Teravision release starring Ms. Grey.
One of the films she did back in 2008 was with rockstar turned part-time porn director Dave Navarro. Navarro’s directorial debut ended up winning an AVN for Best High End All-Sex Release. With the Jane’s Addiction guitarist at the helm it is no surprise the final product was not cookie cutter Porn Valley, which made it interesting to watch and difficult to review. I would much prefer this dilemma than having to review the same old smut.
